Do you ever get that dream where you feel that the main character is you and yet, somehow, it doesn't really look like you? And somehow, the dream is a fantastic dream yet you are able to control it. Stop, rewind, change the script, etc.
I had a dream like that last night. This is what I remember ...
It starts off with me and some friends looking at a boat and I get the feeling we are modern pirates ... all i know is we were supposed to board the ship and get a lot of stuff and replace them with fakes so that the people on the boat wouldn't notice. All the stuff we were getting were paintings and antiques. We were successful at whatever it is we were there to do, but I have no recollection of boarding the boat. It felt like I was a lookout or something. Then somehow the story twisted and I was the boss and all the stuff were going to my house and stuff were hidden in plain site. There was a Pharaoh's headdress, a sculpture, a priceless painting, that kind of thing.
Then
Dwayne Johnson (The Rock) [yeah, I like 'em that big of a fella!] somehow ends up in my dream as an inspector or something and they suspect that the stolen goods are at my house. He comes over to the house with a clipboard and I answer the door wearing a spaghetti strap top and a short denim skirt. My hair is long and half covering my face. I greet him with a smile and let him into my house and show him around. I can't remember all the rooms but I recall leading him through them one by one and kinda flirting with him at the same time. Two rooms were distinct. One room we passed was a living room with furniture made of rattan (painted dark brown) with leather seats and a low coffee table. From that room I recall reaching for his hand and walking with him to a room filled with books ... on shelves, in piles forming a wall around a king-size bed. I remember that as we were walking with hands clasped (my right, his left) the fingers of his left hand were rubbing against my leg. And I remember saying as we enter the room
"and this is my messy bedroom". What happens after that is hot and steamy and best left to the imagination.
Then the scene blacks out and moves forward and it felt like he and I have been 'an item" for a bit. All I knew was that when I said I was leaving on a business trip he said he was going with me to Davenport ... I don't know where that came from.
Sounds like a porn flick, I know, but it really wasn't. It was just the parts I could still remember. For some reason it felt like an adventure flick. Pirates and The Rock? And he isn't the pirate ... I am. I wonder what that all means?
I'm just looking forward to going to sleep again. Hopefully, I get to spend the night with Dwayne again tonight, hehehe.

Who knows what will happen in Davenport and where we will go next?
By the way ... where is Davenport?