One of the things I like to do on my birthday is to do a self-assessment. It still surprises me to discover things about myself after all these years.
I'm not vain about my face but I am vain about my body.
- I get some measure of pride from still being able to fit into small and medium-size clothes after all these years.
- The only time I ever look into the mirror is after taking a bath and I am about to get dressed. I actually go through a mental checklist:
- Are my breasts still perky?
- Do I still have a waist?
- Where are my abs?
- Do my hips still flare?
- Does my belly protrude beyond my breasts yet, even when I suck in my gut?
- Is my butt still firm?
- Are there clumps on my thighs?
- Can I still see my feet without bending over?
But being vain about my body doesn't mean I like to show it off like a 20 year old. We have to face facts, I'm 38 and I sorta have to act my age.
That doesn't mean I cannot dress sexy anymore. It just means I have to make sure I dress tastefully.
Gone are the days when I used to wear a short top and low slung jeans.
Gone are the days of micro-mini skirts and slinky tops.
At least I can still get away with slimfit jeans, a fitted top and sneakers.
aw, come on!
